THE WAYWARD SHIFTYS
HOLY CRAP WOW
We aim to give you the best in shifty excellence.
We know you have come to expect quality in shiftys.
And we at Wayward, Inc. will stop at nothing to give you our wayward best, to give you, the client and host, amazingly hand-crafted, hand-selected shifty friends.
For a more full, well-rounded shifty experience it is recommended you buy shiftys early and often.
(.. what is a wayward shifty?)
Step right up, step right in; don't ya trip, there's awesome afoot!!!